(Source: justinrripley, via mcccx3)
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
All you need is some Felix Felicis.
(via dcspinner)
I was born at an incredibly young age
i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class
(via dustmachine)
