Perpetually postulating the vapid futility of an arbitrarily entropic universe.
wow what the actual fuck neopets
when your family asks if you have a boyfriend
do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on
no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.
oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me
what space program gets the most booty
This is such bullshit I will not have these rumors spread about me
In which Jimmy Fallon nails it.
This actually happens to me much too often.